UW5 Rankings


Only fixtures which are foreited will result in negative coefficient points.


UW5 Ranking Team Name UW5 Coefficient
0 fff (0) 0
0 testaa (0) 0
0 testa (0) 0
1 Shakhtar Tourettes (1) 385
2 Procrastinators Union (1) 332
3 Ayew Ready (3) 284
4 Claycroft conundrum (3) 201
5 Radices (10) 180
6 Unprotected Cesc (1) 159
7 UWMCCFCB (2) 154
8 Murder On Zidane's Floor (1) 147
9 UWMCCFC1 (4) 145
10 Shitzerland (12) 138
11 Inter Minan (2) 136
12 Indian Soc 1 (9) 133
12 dyslexics untied (5) 133
14 Shaolin Soccer (7) 127
15 Something Witty (4) 123
16 JM'll Fixit (6) 112
17 NetSix & Chill (6) 104
18 Rapid Viagra (15) 100
19 Kitchen 17 (3) 99
20 Bulgarian Society (13) 98
21 Crystal Phallus FC (5) 93
22 Klaipeda Town FC (6) 86
23 Sound of Napolice (5) 74
23 Orgasmus F.C. (2) 74
25 FtbLPlyrS (12) 73
25 Tocil 45s (7) 73
27 Snoozy Tolsons (7) 66
27 Big Battyshuayi (14) 66
29 MoLeicester city FC (13) 63
30 Five Quids (8) 61
30 Law Society 2016 (8) 61
32 CCCP FC (4) 57
33 HistSoc United (11) 56
34 UWMXDHC (8) 50
35 Lady Maradonas (15) 49
36 Johan Cruyffield (9) 48
37 TETTENHAM F.C. (10) 47
38 Tamil society B (9) 46
39 AC HistSoc (11) 45
40 Tea and Busquets (8) 43
41 Exeter Gently (6) 42
41 Squadrilateral F(C) (7) 42
41 Lumberjacks (3) 42
44 Health & Safety (9) 40
45 Bunch of Tocils (4) 39
46 Lads on Toure V2 (2) 36
46 Sheffield Tuesday (5) 36
48 Pique Boo (16) 27
49 Tamil Society A (11) 26
50 German Soc FC (14) 22
51 Hampton United (13) 17
51 Fatboy Slimani (12) 17
53 Rootes van Nistlerooy (14) 16
54 Sons of Pitches (16) 9
55 David Beckham's Hair FC (15) 6
55 Shacktar 9 Donetsk (17) 6
57 Banter Squad (12) 3
57 Glassie FC (10) 3
59 Flat 42 (0) 0
59 SKRT (16) 0
59 Coventry University Netball Team (18) 0
59 Fake Madrid (0) 0
59 Bayern-Bru (0) 0
59 JM1 (0) 0
59 She Was Only XI (0) 0
59 Indian Soc-ial (0) 0
59 HandjobsUnited (0) 0
59 HistSoc Rangers (0) 0
59 Para-Olympiacos (11) 0
59 Brazzers FC (0) 0
59 19 Rashford Road (0) 0
59 We don't have a Kalou (0) 0
59 test (0) 0
59 Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels (0) 0
75 Nordic Vikings (19) -1
75 The Super Free Agents (17) -1
77 Lads on Toure (16) -3
78 Chealsuce FC (19) -5
79 Harambe (18) -6
79 Gypsy Wanderers (14) -6
79 WARRIORS (17) -6
82 Buzzin off Matips (17) -8
83 Warwick Floorball (18) -12
84 Mediocre At Best (18) -15
85 Football puns are so Clichy! (10) -21
85 Hangover 96 (13) -21
87 My Little Kon? (15) -27