Whether it is the challenge of climbing the Ladder, or the thrill of the Cup - UW5 has it all!
We have now reached the stage of the UW5 season where we have 3 separate play-off competitions running. The top 4 teams at the deadline have now qualified for the Champions League and the next 4 have qualified for the Plate competition. For this reason, they are no longer shown below.
For all other teams still listed below, the Ladder competition continues as normal. At the end of the ladder competition, the top teams from each ladder will compete in the Ladder play offs (they are highlighted in green).
| Position | Team Name |
|---|---|
| 9 | George |
| 10 | Madeleine Milan |
| 11 | Sesh Fabregas |
| 12 | Bad Kompany |
| 13 | Lambrinos |
| 14 | Nabil Genie |
| 15 | Development Squad |
| Position | Team Name |
|---|---|
| 9 | G-Spot |
| 10 | German Soc FC |
| 11 | Divine Interception |
| 12 | No Michael FC |
| 13 | Creamy Muck Muck |
| 14 | The Milkmen |
| Position | Team Name |
|---|---|
| 9 | Nightshifters |
| 10 | Ravens FC |
| 11 | Indian Soc |
| 12 | Taurus FC |
| 13 | Four Point Five |
| 14 | Tamil Society |
| Position | Team Name |
|---|---|
| 9 | Pique Blinders |
| 10 | NARPY FC |
| 11 | Stemsion United |
| 12 | Stranger mings |
| 13 | Klose but no cigar |
| 14 | Free Agents 2 |
A coin will be tossed to decide the winner if a fixture is not played before the end of the round.
| Home | Away | |
|---|---|---|
| Don't Look Back In Amber LOST | 1 - 8 | Hugo's Drinkers WON |
| Lambrinos | Take your kop off | |
| Martin Athletic | Sesh Fabregas | |
| Lads on Touré | Indian Soc | |
| Five Guys | G-Spot | |
| Spicy Goulash Boys | SV Auslandsjahr | |
| UWMCCFC | The Nursery | |
| Rob Ya Nan's Persie WON | 11 - 6 | Inter ya nan LOST |
| Nightshifters | Four Point Five | |
| AJ's U16s WON | 12 - 2 | MatzeBallers LOST |
| WRSS FC WON | 18 - 6 | Lallanas in Pyjamas LOST |
| Ravens FC | Bad Kompany | |
| George | Nabil Genie | |
| No Michael FC LOST | 2 - 22 | Class Act WON |
| Pukki Blinders LOST | 2 - 3 | Bayer Neverlosen WON |
| Klose but no cigar | Ctrl alt De Ligt | |
| Free Agents 2 | Creamy Muck Muck | |
| Free Agents 1 WON | 5 - 3 | Madeleine Milan LOST |
| 1. Fc Hunsoc WON | 10 - 4 | German Soc FC LOST |
| Stemsion United | Pique Blinders | |
| Benji's Special Sauce WON | 13 - 8 | UC United LOST |
| Fair Play FC WON | The Milkmen FORFEITED | |
| Stranger mings | Tamil Society | |
| Divine Interception WON | 19 - 6 | Goalois Theory LOST |
| Home | Away | |
|---|---|---|
| Hugo's Drinkers LOST | 4 - 6 | NARPY FC WON |
| Lambrinos LOST | 1 - 17 | Dyslexia Untied WON |
| Sesh Fabregas | Taurus FC | |
| Lads on Touré WON | 13 - 5 | Balotellitubbies LOST |
| G-Spot LOST | 5 - 6 | Let's AV It WON |
| SV Auslandsjahr FORFEITED | Obi 1 Kenobi 0 WON | |
| The Nursery FORFEITED | ABCDE FC WON | |
| Rob Ya Nan's Persie WON | 10 - 6 | CF Saucy Ballerz LOST |
| Four Point Five | Creamy Muck Muck | |
| AJ's U16s | Free Agents 1 | |
| WRSS FC LOST | 5 - 6 | 1. Fc Hunsoc WON |
| Ravens FC | Pique Blinders | |
| Nabil Genie FORFEITED | Benji's Special Sauce WON | |
| Class Act WON | 12 - 6 | Fair Play FC LOST |
| Bayer Neverlosen WON | 9 - 4 | Stranger mings LOST |
| Klose but no cigar FORFEITED | Divine Interception WON |
| Home | Away | |
|---|---|---|
| NARPY FC LOST | 6 - 10 | Dyslexia Untied WON |
| Sesh Fabregas LOST | 4 - 12 | Lads on Touré WON |
| Let's AV It WON | 8 - 5 | Obi 1 Kenobi 0 LOST |
| ABCDE FC LOST | 5 - 8 | Rob Ya Nan's Persie WON |
| Four Point Five FORFEITED | AJ's U16s WON | |
| 1. Fc Hunsoc WON | Pique Blinders FORFEITED | |
| Benji's Special Sauce WON | 13 - 7 | Class Act LOST |
| Bayer Neverlosen WON | 7 - 4 | Divine Interception LOST |
| Home | Away | |
|---|---|---|
| Dyslexia Untied LOST | 5 - 7 | Taurus FC WON |
| Let's AV It LOST | 7 - 7 | Rob Ya Nan's Persie WON |
| AJ's U16s WON | 5 - 3 | 1. Fc Hunsoc LOST |
| Benji's Special Sauce WON | 8 - 3 | Bayer Neverlosen LOST |
| Team | P | W | D | L | GD | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| AJ's U16s | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 7 |
| MatzeBallers | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 10 | 5 |
| Dyslexia Untied | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | -1 | 1 |
| Fair Play FC | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | -16 | 0 |
| Team | P | W | D | L | GD | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WRSS FC | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 6 |
| Rob Ya Nan's Persie | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 6 |
| Class Act | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | -5 | 3 |
| Don't Look Back In Amber | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | -8 | 3 |
| Team | P | W | D | L | GD | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lallanas in Pyjamas | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 21 | 9 |
| 1. Fc Hunsoc | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 |
| Benji's Special Sauce | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | -6 | 0 |
| Martin Athletic | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | -16 | 0 |
| Team | P | W | D | L | GD | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| ABCDE FC | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 7 |
| Take your kop off | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 6 |
| Obi 1 Kenobi 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | -5 | 3 |
| Five Guys | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | -7 | 1 |
| Team | P | W | D | L | GD | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Let's AV It | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 9 |
| Bayer Neverlosen | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 20 | 6 |
| Lads on Touré | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | -10 | 3 |
| Hugo's Drinkers | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | -17 | 0 |
| Team | P | W | D | L | GD | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SV Auslandsjahr | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 9 |
| Ctrl alt De Ligt | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 6 |
| Goalois Theory | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 3 |
| Spicy Goulash Boys | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | -21 | 0 |
| Team | P | W | D | L | GD | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| UC United | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 14 | 9 |
| CF Saucy Ballerz | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 6 |
| Balotellitubbies | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | -8 | 3 |
| Pukki Blinders | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | -9 | 0 |
| Team | P | W | D | L | GD | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Inter ya nan | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 9 |
| The Nursery | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 6 |
| Free Agents 1 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | -6 | 3 |
| UWMCCFC | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | -14 | 0 |
| Team | P | W | D | L | GD | Points |
|---|
| Team | P | W | D | L | GD | Points |
|---|
| Player Name | Team Name | Goals Scored |
|---|---|---|
| Paul Gomez | SV Auslandsjahr | 36 |
| MustyQ | Pukki Blinders | 30 |
| Kovács Junior | 1. Fc Hunsoc | 22 |
| Daniel Endzweig | MatzeBallers | 22 |
| Nathan Sharpe | Obi 1 Kenobi 0 | 19 |
| Rishul Karia | Let's AV It | 18 |
| TomHart | Martin Athletic | 18 |
| Oli | Five Guys | 18 |
| Amar Dhariwal | Lallanas in Pyjamas | 17 |
| Dan Hetherington | Take your kop off | 17 |
| UW5 Ranking | Team Name | UW5 Coefficient |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Obi 1 Kenobi 0 | 257 |
| 2 | Lallanas in Pyjamas | 251 |
| 3 | UWMCCFC | 241 |
| 4 | SV Auslandsjahr | 240 |
| 5 | Lads on Touré | 210 |
| 6 | Benji's Special Sauce | 201 |
| 7 | WRSS FC | 188 |
| 8 | Pukki Blinders | 183 |
| 9 | ABCDE FC | 178 |
| 10 | Take your kop off | 170 |
| Challenger | Challenged | |
|---|---|---|
| Bad Kompany (12) | 5 - 33 | Obi 1 Kenobi 0 (2) |
| 15:00, 6/12/19, New 5-a-Side Pitches A | ||
| Fair Play FC (4) | 23 - 7 | Stemsion United (11) |
| 12:00, 25/1/20, New 5-a-Side Pitches A | ||
| Four Point Five (13) | 2 - 27 | The Nursery (8) |
| 12:00, 2/11/19, New 5-a-Side Pitches A | ||
| WRSS FC (1) | 26 - 1 | Hugo's Drinkers (8) |
| 10:00, 23/10/19, New 5-a-Side Pitches A | ||
| Goalois Theory (6) | 20 - 5 | CF Saucy Ballerz (5) |
| 13:00, 29/11/19, New 5-a-Side Pitches E | ||
| Benji's Special Sauce (1) | 21 - 3 | CF Saucy Ballerz (5) |
| 17:00, 1/11/19, New 5-a-Side Pitches C | ||
| Bayer Neverlosen (7) | 18 - 6 | Indian Soc (11) |
| 15:00, 29/11/19, New 5-a-Side Pitches C | ||
| Don't Look Back In Amber (4) | 24 - 0 | Bad Kompany (12) |
| 15:00, 28/10/19, New 5-a-Side Pitches A | ||
| Take your kop off (1) | 13 - 10 | UC United (6) |
| 17:00, 10/1/20, New 5-a-Side Pitches A | ||
| The Nursery (8) | 13 - 10 | Goalois Theory (6) |
| 12:00, 31/1/20, New 5-a-Side Pitches A | ||
This is an area dedicated to naming and shaming the laziest teams on campus! (i.e. a gentle, light hearted incentive for you to turn up to games!)
Although we are not currently enforcing it, in previous years there has been a rule that if you forfeit three times in a row, then you get penalised.
| Team Name | Number of Challenges Forfeited |
|---|---|
| Four Point Five | 4 |
| George | 4 |
| Stemsion United | 3 |
| Martin Athletic | 3 |
| Tamil Society | 3 |
| Klose but no cigar | 3 |
| Balotellitubbies | 2 |
| Bad Kompany | 2 |
| Goalois Theory | 2 |
| Taurus FC | 2 |
If one game a week is not enough five-a-side for your team or for whatever reason you would like a competitive game, then you could try to arrange a friendly. A list of teams who wish to be contacted for friendly matches can be found on the Friendly Matches page. If you wish to be included in this list, please edit your team profile to reflect this.
To arrange a friendly match, view a team's profile and find a player that has their contact details available. Contact them and arrange the match directly.
A list of the weeks available pitch slots can be found here