Whether it is the challenge of climbing the Ladder, or the thrill of the Cup - UW5 has it all!
We have now reached the stage of the UW5 season where we have 3 separate play-off competitions running. The top 4 teams at the deadline have now qualified for the Champions League and the next 4 have qualified for the Plate competition. For this reason, they are no longer shown below.
For all other teams still listed below, the Ladder competition continues as normal. At the end of the ladder competition, the top teams from each ladder will compete in the Ladder play offs (they are highlighted in green).
| Position | Team Name |
|---|---|
| 9 | Tamil society B |
| 10 | Football puns are so Clichy! |
| 11 | Para-Olympiacos |
| 12 | Banter Squad |
| 13 | Hangover 96 |
| 14 | Rootes van Nistlerooy |
| 15 | David Beckham's Hair FC |
| 16 | Sons of Pitches |
| 17 | Buzzin off Matips |
| 18 | Warwick Floorball |
| 19 | Nordic Vikings |
| Position | Team Name |
|---|---|
| 9 | Health & Safety |
| 10 | TETTENHAM F.C. |
| 11 | AC HistSoc |
| 12 | FtbLPlyrS |
| 13 | MoLeicester city FC |
| 14 | German Soc FC |
| 15 | Lady Maradonas |
| 16 | Lads on Toure |
| 17 | Shacktar 9 Donetsk |
| 18 | Harambe |
| 19 | Chealsuce FC |
| Position | Team Name |
|---|---|
| 9 | Indian Soc 1 |
| 10 | Radices |
| 11 | Tamil Society A |
| 12 | Shitzerland |
| 13 | Bulgarian Society |
| 14 | Gypsy Wanderers |
| 15 | Rapid Viagra |
| 16 | Pique Boo |
| 17 | The Super Free Agents |
| 18 | Coventry University Netball Team |
| Position | Team Name |
|---|---|
| 9 | Johan Cruyffield |
| 10 | Glassie FC |
| 11 | HistSoc United |
| 12 | Fatboy Slimani |
| 13 | Hampton United |
| 14 | Big Battyshuayi |
| 15 | My Little Kon? |
| 16 | SKRT |
| 17 | WARRIORS |
| 18 | Mediocre At Best |
A coin will be tossed to decide the winner if a fixture is not played before the end of the round.
| Home | Away | |
|---|---|---|
| WARRIORS | Hangover 96 | |
| Lads on Toure V2 WON | 7 - 1 | Tocil 45s LOST |
| Home | Away | |
|---|---|---|
| Radices LOST | 0 - 0 | Murder On Zidane's Floor WON |
| Johan Cruyffield | Klaipeda Town FC | |
| Indian Soc 1 LOST | 0 - 0 | JM'll Fixit WON |
| Banter Squad LOST | 0 - 0 | Ayew Ready WON |
| Bunch of Tocils | Hangover 96 | |
| Tamil society B WON | 0 - 0 | Bulgarian Society LOST |
| Lads on Toure V2 LOST | 0 - 0 | Shakhtar Tourettes WON |
| Inter Minan WON | 0 - 0 | Rootes van Nistlerooy LOST |
| Tamil Society A | Nordic Vikings | |
| Five Quids LOST | 0 - 0 | Crystal Phallus FC WON |
| NetSix & Chill WON | 0 - 0 | Shitzerland LOST |
| UWMXDHC LOST | 0 - 0 | Sheffield Tuesday WON |
| UWMCCFCB WON | 0 - 0 | Law Society 2016 LOST |
| Para-Olympiacos | Health & Safety | |
| Procrastinators Union WON | 0 - 0 | dyslexics untied LOST |
| Exeter Gently LOST | 0 - 0 | Snoozy Tolsons WON |
| Home | Away | |
|---|---|---|
| UWMCCFCB WON | 10 - 7 | Sheffield Tuesday LOST |
| Snoozy Tolsons WON | 4 - 3 | NetSix & Chill LOST |
| Health & Safety LOST | 3 - 7 | Tamil Society A WON |
| Tamil society B LOST | 5 - 5 | Bunch of Tocils WON |
| Procrastinators Union WON | 3 - 1 | Shakhtar Tourettes LOST |
| Ayew Ready WON | 7 - 2 | Murder On Zidane's Floor LOST |
| Johan Cruyffield LOST | 1 - 4 | JM'll Fixit WON |
| Crystal Phallus FC WON | Inter Minan FORFEITED |
| Home | Away | |
|---|---|---|
| Ayew Ready WON | 2 - 1 | Crystal Phallus FC LOST |
| Procrastinators Union WON | 9 - 1 | Snoozy Tolsons LOST |
| Bunch of Tocils LOST | 2 - 6 | JM'll Fixit WON |
| Tamil Society A WON | 4 - 2 | UWMCCFCB LOST |
| Home | Away | |
|---|---|---|
| Tamil Society A LOST | 1 - 6 | JM'll Fixit WON |
| Procrastinators Union WON | 9 - 4 | Ayew Ready LOST |
| Home | Away | |
|---|---|---|
| Procrastinators Union WON | 3 - 2 | JM'll Fixit LOST |
| Team | P | W | D | L | GD | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Shakhtar Tourettes | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 9 |
| Ayew Ready | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 6 |
| Inter Minan | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | -11 | 3 |
| Bunch of Tocils | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | -10 | 0 |
| Team | P | W | D | L | GD | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Unprotected Cesc | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 9 |
| UWMCCFC1 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | -1 | 3 |
| Orgasmus F.C. | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | -2 | 1 |
| Claycroft conundrum | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | -7 | 1 |
| Team | P | W | D | L | GD | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kitchen 17 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 9 |
| Procrastinators Union | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 6 |
| UWMCCFCB | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | -1 | 3 |
| Something Witty | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | -21 | 0 |
| Team | P | W | D | L | GD | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lads on Toure V2 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 7 |
| CCCP FC | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 5 |
| Murder On Zidane's Floor | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 |
| Lumberjacks | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | -9 | 0 |
| Team | P | W | D | L | GD | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Crystal Phallus FC | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 9 |
| JM'll Fixit | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 6 |
| Tocil 45s | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | -4 | 0 |
| Tea and Busquets | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | -6 | 0 |
| Team | P | W | D | L | GD | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Snoozy Tolsons | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 6 |
| NetSix & Chill | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | -2 | 4 |
| Law Society 2016 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 3 |
| Sheffield Tuesday | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | -6 | 1 |
| Team | P | W | D | L | GD | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| dyslexics untied | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 6 |
| Exeter Gently | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 6 |
| Squadrilateral F(C) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | -3 | 0 |
| UWMXDHC | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | -11 | 0 |
| Team | P | W | D | L | GD | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Klaipeda Town FC | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 32 | 9 |
| Five Quids | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | -3 | 6 |
| Sound of Napolice | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 3 |
| Shaolin Soccer | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | -36 | 0 |
| Team | P | W | D | L | GD | Points |
|---|
| Team | P | W | D | L | GD | Points |
|---|
| Player Name | Team Name | Goals Scored |
|---|---|---|
| Sam French | Shitzerland | 36 |
| Saajan | Radices | 34 |
| Andy | Procrastinators Union | 34 |
| Chris Rafferty | Procrastinators Union | 30 |
| Frankie Ingram | Shitzerland | 29 |
| Sam Burgess | Shakhtar Tourettes | 28 |
| Finlay Coles | Radices | 24 |
| Abishek | Radices | 24 |
| Khazanchi | Procrastinators Union | 21 |
| Ashwyn Nair | Ayew Ready | 20 |
| UW5 Ranking | Team Name | UW5 Coefficient |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Shakhtar Tourettes | 385 |
| 2 | Procrastinators Union | 332 |
| 3 | Ayew Ready | 284 |
| 4 | Claycroft conundrum | 201 |
| 5 | Radices | 186 |
| 6 | Unprotected Cesc | 159 |
| 7 | UWMCCFCB | 154 |
| 8 | Murder On Zidane's Floor | 147 |
| 9 | UWMCCFC1 | 145 |
| 10 | Shitzerland | 138 |
| Challenger | Challenged | |
|---|---|---|
| Bulgarian Society (13) | 5 - 26 | Radices (10) |
| 11:00, 17/2/17, Westwood Tarkett Sommer Pitch B | ||
| Shitzerland (12) | 4 - 26 | Radices (10) |
| 15:00, 4/11/16, Westwood Astro 2 Pitch A | ||
| Shitzerland (12) | 25 - 4 | Coventry University Netball Team (18) |
| 15:00, 9/12/16, Westwood Tarkett Sommer Pitch B | ||
| Crystal Phallus FC (5) | 24 - 2 | Football puns are so Clichy! (10) |
| 12:00, 16/2/17, Westwood Tarkett Sommer Pitch A | ||
| Procrastinators Union (1) | 26 - 0 | Gypsy Wanderers (14) |
| 10:00, 17/11/16, Westwood Tarkett Sommer Pitch B | ||
| Football puns are so Clichy! (10) | 2 - 24 | Klaipeda Town FC (6) |
| 13:00, 21/2/17, Westwood Astro 2 Pitch A | ||
| FtbLPlyrS (12) | 15 - 8 | Lady Maradonas (15) |
| 13:00, 14/2/17, Westwood Astro 2 Pitch A | ||
| Mediocre At Best (18) | 2 - 20 | Big Battyshuayi (14) |
| 12:00, 28/10/16, Westwood Astro 2 Pitch A | ||
| Kitchen 17 (3) | 14 - 7 | Rootes van Nistlerooy (14) |
| 11:00, 17/11/16, Westwood Tarkett Sommer Pitch A | ||
| Five Quids (8) | 5 - 15 | dyslexics untied (5) |
| 16:00, 25/11/16, Westwood Astro 2 Pitch C | ||
This is an area dedicated to naming and shaming the laziest teams on campus! (i.e. a gentle, light hearted incentive for you to turn up to games!)
Although we are not currently enforcing it, in previous years there has been a rule that if you forfeit three times in a row, then you get penalised.
| Team Name | Number of Challenges Forfeited |
|---|---|
| Hangover 96 | 4 |
| My Little Kon? | 4 |
| Chealsuce FC | 4 |
| Pique Boo | 3 |
| German Soc FC | 3 |
| Mediocre At Best | 3 |
| Five Quids | 3 |
| Hampton United | 3 |
| Football puns are so Clichy! | 3 |
| AC HistSoc | 2 |
If one game a week is not enough five-a-side for your team or for whatever reason you would like a competitive game, then you could try to arrange a friendly. A list of teams who wish to be contacted for friendly matches can be found on the Friendly Matches page. If you wish to be included in this list, please edit your team profile to reflect this.
To arrange a friendly match, view a team's profile and find a player that has their contact details available. Contact them and arrange the match directly.
A list of the weeks available pitch slots can be found here