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UW5 Competitions

Whether it is the challenge of climbing the Ladder, or the thrill of the Cup - UW5 has it all!

The Ladders See the current position of your team and others in the UW5 Ladders

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Just a quick heads-up!

We have now reached the stage of the UW5 season where we have 3 separate play-off competitions running. The top 4 teams at the deadline have now qualified for the Champions League and the next 4 have qualified for the Plate competition. For this reason, they are no longer shown below.

For all other teams still listed below, the Ladder competition continues as normal. At the end of the ladder competition, the top teams from each ladder will compete in the Ladder play offs (they are highlighted in green).

Position Team Name
9 UWMCCFC
10 Free Agents 1
11 Jimmy Floyd BottleBaink
12 Pussy patrol
13 Pathetico Madrid
14 Crystal Phallus FC
15 Warwick Indian Society Team B
16 Expected Toulouse
Position Team Name
9 Doombar Ba
10 Sound of Napolice
11 Hugo's Drinkers
12 Lady Maradonas
13 MBA United
14 Coventry University Netball Team
15 Rub-a-Dub
16 Stoke_08
Position Team Name
9 Yeasty Boys FC
10 Free Agents 2
11 Madlads F.C.
12 Let's Get Messi
13 UWBC
14 Pure Filth
15 Calcio Storico
16 Blue Army

The Cup Competition Use the tabs below to view fixtures from different rounds of the Cup

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A coin will be tossed to decide the winner if a fixture is not played before the end of the round.

Round of 64 (11/11/18 - 8/12/18)

Home   Away
Crystal Phallus FC WON 3 - 0 Bye LOST
UWMCCFC WON 3 - 0 Bye LOST
Hunsoc LOST 5 - 5 Rob Ya Nan's Persie WON
Doombar Ba LOST 6 - 8 Haven't Got a Kalou WON
About Toulouse LOST 7 - 9 Net Six & Chill WON
Warwick Indian Society Team B LOST 4 - 12 WURL FC WON
Yeasty Boys FC LOST 0 - 0 Cryfield Palace WON
Spanish Hangover LOST 2 - 6 WRSS FC 1 WON
JM'LL Fixit WON 12 - 2 Mo Mane Mo Problems LOST
Eder 4Ever WON 12 - 2 UWBC LOST
Joe Harts not on the R^2 LOST 6 - 8 Giroud Let The Dogs Out WON
WRSS FC 2 WON 13 - 4 Cous Cous McCann LOST
Divine Interception LOST 7 - 13 Tamil Society 2 WON
Five Quids WON 17 - 5 FC SCROTONE LOST
Mia Burj Khalifa FC LOST 4 - 13 Tamil Society 1 WON
Goalois Theory LOST 4 - 8 Phantom 12 WON
MBA United LOST 7 - 11 German Soc FC WON
Pathetico Madrid LOST 0 - 0 Lallanas in pyjamas WON
Class on Grass LOST 0 - 0 Hugo's Drinkers WON
Coventry University Netball Team WON 0 - 0 Stoke_08 LOST
Game of Thrones Soc WON 9 - 1 Calcio Storico LOST
Warwick Wanderers LOST 2 - 12 Middlesex Offenders WON
Pussy patrol WON 0 - 0 Madlads F.C. LOST
Integral Milan LOST 6 - 15 Taurus FC WON
G Spot WON Warwick Indian Society Team A FORFEITED
Lady Maradonas LOST 0 - 0 Free Agents 1 WON
Let's Get Messi LOST 2 - 8 Expected Toulouse WON
Blue Army FORFEITED Bsc Young Bayes WON
Free Agents 2 WON 7 - 2 Hindu Soc LOST
Don't Look Back In Amber WON Sound of Napolice FORFEITED
Obi 1 Kenobi Nil WON Pure Filth FORFEITED
Let's AV It WON Jimmy Floyd BottleBaink FORFEITED

Round of 32 (13/01/19 - 3/02/19)

Home   Away
Crystal Phallus FC LOST 0 - 0 German Soc FC WON
UWMCCFC LOST 3 - 14 Lallanas in pyjamas WON
Rob Ya Nan's Persie LOST 4 - 6 Hugo's Drinkers WON
Haven't Got a Kalou WON 5 - 3 Coventry University Netball Team LOST
Net Six & Chill WON 11 - 2 Game of Thrones Soc LOST
WURL FC LOST 8 - 10 Middlesex Offenders WON
Cryfield Palace WON 0 - 0 Pussy patrol LOST
WRSS FC 1 WON 6 - 5 Taurus FC LOST
JM'LL Fixit WON 10 - 4 G Spot LOST
Eder 4Ever WON 8 - 3 Free Agents 1 LOST
Giroud Let The Dogs Out LOST 0 - 0 Expected Toulouse WON
WRSS FC 2 WON 9 - 3 Bsc Young Bayes LOST
Tamil Society 2 WON 9 - 4 Free Agents 2 LOST
Five Quids LOST 7 - 8 Don't Look Back In Amber WON
Tamil Society 1 LOST 6 - 8 Obi 1 Kenobi Nil WON
Phantom 12 WON Let's AV It FORFEITED

Round of 16 (3/02/19 - 24/02/19)

Home   Away
German Soc FC LOST 0 - 0 JM'LL Fixit WON
Lallanas in pyjamas LOST 3 - 8 Eder 4Ever WON
Hugo's Drinkers LOST 5 - 9 Expected Toulouse WON
Haven't Got a Kalou LOST 2 - 10 WRSS FC 2 WON
Net Six & Chill WON 10 - 6 Tamil Society 2 LOST
Middlesex Offenders WON 6 - 5 Don't Look Back In Amber LOST
Cryfield Palace LOST 4 - 5 Obi 1 Kenobi Nil WON
WRSS FC 1 WON 6 - 5 Phantom 12 LOST

Quarter Final (24/02/19 - 18/03/19)

Home   Away
WRSS FC 1 WRSS FC 2
JM'LL Fixit Middlesex Offenders
Eder 4Ever LOST 5 - 6 Expected Toulouse WON
Net Six & Chill LOST 4 - 5 Obi 1 Kenobi Nil WON

Champions League See the current standings in this year's Champions League

Team P W D L GD Points
Eder 4Ever 3 3 0 0 16 9
Net Six & Chill 3 2 0 1 8 6
Five Quids 2 0 0 2 -6 0
Class on Grass 2 0 0 2 -18 0
Team P W D L GD Points
Hunsoc 3 3 0 0 13 9
Phantom 12 3 2 0 1 -2 6
Goalois Theory 3 1 0 2 -2 3
Rob Ya Nan's Persie 3 0 0 3 -9 0
Team P W D L GD Points
Spanish Hangover 2 1 1 0 3 4
WRSS FC 1 2 1 1 0 3 4
German Soc FC 2 0 1 1 -3 1
WURL FC 2 0 1 1 -3 1
Team P W D L GD Points
JM'LL Fixit 3 1 2 0 5 5
Cryfield Palace 3 1 1 1 1 4
Game of Thrones Soc 3 1 1 1 -4 4
Don't Look Back In Amber 3 1 0 2 -2 3

The Plate See the current standings in this year's Plate

Team P W D L GD Points
Tamil Society 1 3 2 1 0 4 7
WRSS FC 2 2 1 1 0 5 4
Divine Interception 3 1 0 2 0 3
Lallanas in pyjamas 2 0 0 2 -9 0
Team P W D L GD Points
Schlong Ball 2.0 3 2 0 1 13 6
Tamil Society 2 3 2 0 1 12 6
G Spot 3 2 0 1 11 6
Haven't Got a Kalou 3 0 0 3 -36 0
Team P W D L GD Points
Obi 1 Kenobi Nil 3 2 0 1 12 6
Joe Harts not on the R^2 3 2 0 1 2 6
About Toulouse 3 1 0 2 -3 3
Warwick Wanderers 3 1 0 2 -11 3
Team P W D L GD Points
Let's AV It 3 2 1 0 6 7
FC SCROTONE 3 2 0 1 2 6
Bsc Young Bayes 3 1 0 2 0 3
Integral Milan 3 0 1 2 -8 1
Team P W D L GD Points
Team P W D L GD Points

Special Stats Check out some of the amazing results from this year's Ladder competition

Top scorers

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Player Name Team Name Goals Scored
Rishul Karia Let's AV It 54
Declan Bsc Young Bayes 54
Attila Kovacs Hunsoc 39
Charlie Bush Game of Thrones Soc 33
Dave Class on Grass 31
Tom Wellard About Toulouse 29
Gabi Net Six & Chill 25
Tarek Net Six & Chill 25
Joe Hicks G Spot 24
Mateo Spanish Hangover 23

Top Ranked Teams

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UW5 Ranking Team Name UW5 Coefficient
1 Five Quids 337
2 Let's AV It 257
3 Phantom 12 254
4 Free Agents 2 219
5 Don't Look Back In Amber 214
6 Eder 4Ever 207
7 Hunsoc 199
8 G Spot 198
9 Net Six & Chill 194
10 Game of Thrones Soc 193

Highest Scoring Matches

Challenger   Challenged
Divine Interception (8) 26 - 5 Madlads F.C. (11)
17:00, 26/10/18, New 5-a-Side Pitches B
Free Agents 2 (10) 26 - 5 Madlads F.C. (11)
17:00, 28/11/18, New 5-a-Side Pitches B
Giroud Let The Dogs Out (16) 10 - 21 Warwick Indian Society Team A (11)
17:00, 9/11/18, New 5-a-Side Pitches B
Tamil Society 1 (6) 26 - 2 Free Agents 1 (10)
16:00, 26/11/18, New 5-a-Side Pitches B
Mo Mane Mo Problems (10) 5 - 20 Taurus FC (9)
14:00, 16/2/19, New 5-a-Side Pitches A
Coventry University Netball Team (14) 2 - 23 WRSS FC 1 (1)
16:00, 16/11/18, New 5-a-Side Pitches C
Tamil Society 1 (6) 12 - 12 WURL FC (4)
13:00, 2/11/18, New 5-a-Side Pitches B
Hugo's Drinkers (11) 4 - 20 Sound of Napolice (10)
16:00, 31/10/18, New 5-a-Side Pitches C
Hunsoc (1) 20 - 3 Free Agents 1 (10)
17:00, 9/11/18, New 5-a-Side Pitches E
Free Agents 2 (10) 7 - 15 Bsc Young Bayes (5)
17:00, 5/12/18, New 5-a-Side Pitches A

Teams who have Forfeited the most Ladder Challenges

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This is an area dedicated to naming and shaming the laziest teams on campus! (i.e. a gentle, light hearted incentive for you to turn up to games!)

Although we are not currently enforcing it, in previous years there has been a rule that if you forfeit three times in a row, then you get penalised.

Team Name Number of Challenges Forfeited
Expected Toulouse 5
Jimmy Floyd BottleBaink 4
Pathetico Madrid 3
Rub-a-Dub 3
Free Agents 1 3
Hindu Soc 3
Tamil Society 2 2
Giroud Let The Dogs Out 2
Yeasty Boys FC 2
Pussy patrol 2

Friendlies You want even more UW5 action?

If one game a week is not enough five-a-side for your team or for whatever reason you would like a competitive game, then you could try to arrange a friendly. A list of teams who wish to be contacted for friendly matches can be found on the Friendly Matches page. If you wish to be included in this list, please edit your team profile to reflect this.

To arrange a friendly match, view a team's profile and find a player that has their contact details available. Contact them and arrange the match directly.

A list of the weeks available pitch slots can be found here