UW5 Competitions

Whether it is the challenge of climbing the Ladder, or the thrill of the Cup - UW5 has it all!

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Just a quick heads-up!

We have now reached the stage of the UW5 season where we have 3 separate play-off competitions running. The top 4 teams at the deadline have now qualified for the Champions League and the next 4 have qualified for the Plate competition. For this reason, they are no longer shown below.

For all other teams still listed below, the Ladder competition continues as normal. At the end of the ladder competition, the top teams from each ladder will compete in the Ladder play offs (they are highlighted in green).

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A coin will be tossed to decide the winner if a fixture is not played before the end of the round.

Third Round (6/02/18 - 23/02/18)

Home   Away
German Soc FC WON 0 - 0 Don't Look Back In Amber LOST
Colonel Getafe WON 3 - 0 We Arbeloa lot of teams LOST
Taurus F.C WON 5 - 3 WUAXC LOST
Shakhtar Tourettes LOST 3 - 6 Procrastinators Union WON
Five Quids WON 5 - 0 Cryfield Palace LOST
Net Six and Chill WON 7 - 3 Crystal Phallus FC LOST
Schlong ball LOST 3 - 4 CCCP FC WON
UWMCCFC WON 3 - 1 Indian Society LOST

Quarter Final (26/02/18 - 27/04/18)

Home   Away
Procrastinators Union WON 6 - 3 CCCP FC LOST
German Soc FC LOST 2 - 3 Net Six and Chill WON
UWMCCFC LOST 3 - 7 Colonel Getafe WON
Five Quids WON 4 - 4 Taurus F.C LOST

Semi Final (27/04/18 - 12/05/18)

Home   Away
Five Quids LOST 5 - 7 Colonel Getafe WON
Procrastinators Union WON 3 - 1 Net Six and Chill LOST

Final (13/05/18 - 25/05/18)

Home   Away
Colonel Getafe LOST 0 - 4 Procrastinators Union WON
Team P W D L GD Points
Net Six and Chill 3 3 0 0 22 9
FtbL PlyrS 3 2 0 1 -1 6
Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels 2 0 0 2 -9 0
German Soc FC 2 0 0 2 -12 0
Team P W D L GD Points
Crawford's Chemical Brothers 3 3 0 0 17 9
Don't Look Back In Amber 3 2 0 1 0 6
Bacuna Matata FC 2 0 0 2 -4 0
We Arbeloa lot of teams 2 0 0 2 -13 0
Team P W D L GD Points
WUAXC 3 3 0 0 4 9
CCCP FC 3 1 1 1 7 4
Matza Ballers 3 1 1 1 0 4
Ajax trees down 3 0 0 3 -11 0
Team P W D L GD Points
Procrastinators Union 3 3 0 0 6 9
Shakhtar Tourettes 3 2 0 1 1 6
Colonel Getafe 3 1 0 2 -2 3
Sound of Napolice 3 0 0 3 -5 0
Team P W D L GD Points
JM'll Fixit 3 3 0 0 10 9
Schlong ball 3 2 0 1 6 6
Tamil Society A 3 1 0 2 -5 3
Indian Society 3 0 0 3 -11 0
Team P W D L GD Points
Crystal Phallus FC 3 2 0 1 3 6
Korma Chameleons 2 1 0 1 2 3
Les Bl├ędards 1 1 0 0 1 3
UWMCCFC 2 0 0 2 -6 0
Team P W D L GD Points
D Rootes Troops 3 3 0 0 7 9
Puss In Rootes 3 2 0 1 1 6
Giroud Let The Dogs Out 3 1 0 2 0 3
Tamil Society B 3 0 0 3 -8 0
Team P W D L GD Points
Team P W D L GD Points

Top scorers

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Player Name Team Name Goals Scored
Moeen Ali FtbL PlyrS 44
Jonah Weisz Matza Ballers 41
Sam French Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels 29
Charlie Royle Digestive Busquets 27
Andy Procrastinators Union 26
Chinmay Indian Society 24
Sam Burgess Shakhtar Tourettes 23
Frankie Ingram Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels 21
Atti HUNsoc 19
Rhys Hamilton Haven't Got a Kalou 18

Top Ranked Teams

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UW5 Ranking Team Name UW5 Coefficient
1 Shakhtar Tourettes 334
2 CCCP FC 264
3 FtbL PlyrS 254
4 Ajax trees down 244
5 Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels 238
6 WUAXC 223
7 Procrastinators Union 216
8 Matza Ballers 214
9 Don't Look Back In Amber 202
10 Schlong ball 179

Highest Scoring Matches

Challenger   Challenged
Shakhtar Tourettes (1) 23 - 0 Mathematic Bilbao (0)
16:00, 13/11/17, Westwood Tarkett Sommer Pitch A
Digestive Busquets (11) 3 - 17 Tamil Society B (6)
12:00, 10/11/17, Westwood Astro 2 Pitch A
Ajax trees down (2) 16 - 4 Bacuna Matata FC (3)
17:00, 1/12/17, Westwood Astro 2 Pitch B
Bunch of Tocils (13) 10 - 10 Puss In Rootes (8)
14:00, 24/11/17, Westwood Astro 2 Pitch A
BEN ARFACK (9) 6 - 13 HUNsoc (11)
16:00, 16/2/18, Cryfield 4G Pitch A
Scorgasms (10) 8 - 11 James will fix it FC (12)
16:00, 16/2/18, Westwood Astro 2 Pitch B
We Arbeloa lot of teams (2) 15 - 4 BEN ARFACK (9)
15:00, 26/1/18, Cryfield 4G Pitch D
Don't Look Back In Amber (4) 6 - 13 Matza Ballers (3)
14:00, 19/1/18, Cryfield 4G Pitch B
Easy 3 points (12) 3 - 16 Lumberjacks (9)
10:00, 2/11/17, Westwood Tarkett Sommer Pitch A
Free Agents (14) 6 - 12 HUNsoc (11)
16:00, 2/2/18, Cryfield 4G Pitch C

Teams who have Forfeited the most Ladder Challenges

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This is an area dedicated to naming and shaming the laziest teams on campus! (i.e. a gentle, light hearted incentive for you to turn up to games!)

Although we are not currently enforcing it, in previous years there has been a rule that if you forfeit three times in a row, then you get penalised.

Team Name Number of Challenges Forfeited
Make Emile of it 4
Snoozy Tolsons 4
Easy 3 points 3
James will fix it FC 3
Mathematic Bilbao 3
D Rootes Troops 2
Rootes J 2
Exeter Gently 2
Taurus F.C 2
Oh hey, didn't see you there 2

If one game a week is not enough five-a-side for your team or for whatever reason you would like a competitive game, then you could try to arrange a friendly. A list of teams who wish to be contacted for friendly matches can be found on the Friendly Matches page. If you wish to be included in this list, please edit your team profile to reflect this.

To arrange a friendly match, view a team's profile and find a player that has their contact details available. Contact them and arrange the match directly.

A list of the weeks available pitch slots can be found here