UW5 Competitions

Whether it is the challenge of climbing the Ladder, or the thrill of the Cup - UW5 has it all!

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Just a quick heads-up!

We have now reached the stage of the UW5 season where we have 3 separate play-off competitions running. The top 4 teams at the deadline have now qualified for the Champions League and the next 4 have qualified for the Plate competition. For this reason, they are no longer shown below.

For all other teams still listed below, the Ladder competition continues as normal. At the end of the ladder competition, the top teams from each ladder will compete in the Ladder play offs (they are highlighted in green).

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A coin will be tossed to decide the winner if a fixture is not played before the end of the round.

Preliminary Round (31/10/16 - 18/11/16)

Home   Away
WARRIORS Hangover 96
Lads on Toure V2 WON 7 - 1 Tocil 45s LOST

Round 3 (6/02/17 - 24/02/17)

Home   Away
UWMCCFCB WON 10 - 7 Sheffield Tuesday LOST
Snoozy Tolsons WON 4 - 3 NetSix & Chill LOST
Health & Safety LOST 3 - 7 Tamil Society A WON
Tamil society B LOST 5 - 5 Bunch of Tocils WON
Procrastinators Union WON 3 - 1 Shakhtar Tourettes LOST
Ayew Ready WON 7 - 2 Murder On Zidane's Floor LOST
Johan Cruyffield LOST 1 - 4 JM'll Fixit WON
Crystal Phallus FC WON Inter Minan FORFEITED

Quarter Finals (27/02/17 - 19/03/17)

Home   Away
Ayew Ready WON 2 - 1 Crystal Phallus FC LOST
Procrastinators Union WON 9 - 1 Snoozy Tolsons LOST
Bunch of Tocils LOST 2 - 6 JM'll Fixit WON
Tamil Society A WON 4 - 2 UWMCCFCB LOST

Semi Finals (1/05/17 - 21/05/17)

Home   Away
Tamil Society A LOST 1 - 6 JM'll Fixit WON
Procrastinators Union WON 9 - 4 Ayew Ready LOST

Final (22/05/17 - 2/07/17)

Home   Away
Procrastinators Union WON 3 - 2 JM'll Fixit LOST
Team P W D L GD Points
Shakhtar Tourettes 3 3 0 0 13 9
Ayew Ready 3 2 0 1 8 6
Inter Minan 3 1 0 2 -11 3
Bunch of Tocils 3 0 0 3 -10 0
Team P W D L GD Points
Unprotected Cesc 3 3 0 0 10 9
UWMCCFC1 2 1 0 1 -1 3
Orgasmus F.C. 2 0 1 1 -2 1
Claycroft conundrum 3 0 1 2 -7 1
Team P W D L GD Points
Kitchen 17 3 3 0 0 15 9
Procrastinators Union 3 2 0 1 7 6
UWMCCFCB 3 1 0 2 -1 3
Something Witty 3 0 0 3 -21 0
Team P W D L GD Points
Lads on Toure V2 3 2 1 0 4 7
CCCP FC 3 1 2 0 4 5
Murder On Zidane's Floor 3 1 1 1 1 4
Lumberjacks 3 0 0 3 -9 0
Team P W D L GD Points
Crystal Phallus FC 3 3 0 0 5 9
JM'll Fixit 3 2 0 1 5 6
Tocil 45s 2 0 0 2 -4 0
Tea and Busquets 2 0 0 2 -6 0
Team P W D L GD Points
Snoozy Tolsons 2 2 0 0 5 6
NetSix & Chill 3 1 1 1 -2 4
Law Society 2016 2 1 0 1 3 3
Sheffield Tuesday 3 0 1 2 -6 1
Team P W D L GD Points
dyslexics untied 2 2 0 0 9 6
Exeter Gently 3 2 0 1 5 6
Squadrilateral F(C) 1 0 0 1 -3 0
UWMXDHC 2 0 0 2 -11 0
Team P W D L GD Points
Klaipeda Town FC 3 3 0 0 32 9
Five Quids 3 2 0 1 -3 6
Sound of Napolice 3 1 0 2 7 3
Shaolin Soccer 3 0 0 3 -36 0
Team P W D L GD Points
Team P W D L GD Points

Top scorers

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Player Name Team Name Goals Scored
Sam French Shitzerland 36
Saajan Radices 34
Andy Procrastinators Union 34
Chris Rafferty Procrastinators Union 30
Frankie Ingram Shitzerland 29
Sam Burgess Shakhtar Tourettes 28
Finlay Coles Radices 24
Abishek Radices 24
Khazanchi Procrastinators Union 21
Ashwyn Nair Ayew Ready 20

Top Ranked Teams

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UW5 Ranking Team Name UW5 Coefficient
1 Shakhtar Tourettes 385
2 Procrastinators Union 332
3 Ayew Ready 284
4 Claycroft conundrum 201
5 Radices 180
6 Unprotected Cesc 159
7 UWMCCFCB 154
8 Murder On Zidane's Floor 147
9 UWMCCFC1 145
10 Shitzerland 138

Highest Scoring Matches

Challenger   Challenged
Bulgarian Society (13) 5 - 26 Radices (10)
11:00, 17/2/17, Westwood Tarkett Sommer Pitch B
Shitzerland (12) 4 - 26 Radices (10)
15:00, 4/11/16, Westwood Astro 2 Pitch A
Shitzerland (12) 25 - 4 Coventry University Netball Team (18)
15:00, 9/12/16, Westwood Tarkett Sommer Pitch B
Crystal Phallus FC (5) 24 - 2 Football puns are so Clichy! (10)
12:00, 16/2/17, Westwood Tarkett Sommer Pitch A
Procrastinators Union (1) 26 - 0 Gypsy Wanderers (14)
10:00, 17/11/16, Westwood Tarkett Sommer Pitch B
Football puns are so Clichy! (10) 2 - 24 Klaipeda Town FC (6)
13:00, 21/2/17, Westwood Astro 2 Pitch A
FtbLPlyrS (12) 15 - 8 Lady Maradonas (15)
13:00, 14/2/17, Westwood Astro 2 Pitch A
Mediocre At Best (18) 2 - 20 Big Battyshuayi (14)
12:00, 28/10/16, Westwood Astro 2 Pitch A
Kitchen 17 (3) 14 - 7 Rootes van Nistlerooy (14)
11:00, 17/11/16, Westwood Tarkett Sommer Pitch A
Five Quids (8) 5 - 15 dyslexics untied (5)
16:00, 25/11/16, Westwood Astro 2 Pitch C

Teams who have Forfeited the most Ladder Challenges

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This is an area dedicated to naming and shaming the laziest teams on campus! (i.e. a gentle, light hearted incentive for you to turn up to games!)

Although we are not currently enforcing it, in previous years there has been a rule that if you forfeit three times in a row, then you get penalised.

Team Name Number of Challenges Forfeited
Hangover 96 4
My Little Kon? 4
Chealsuce FC 4
Pique Boo 3
German Soc FC 3
Mediocre At Best 3
Five Quids 3
Hampton United 3
Football puns are so Clichy! 3
AC HistSoc 2

If one game a week is not enough five-a-side for your team or for whatever reason you would like a competitive game, then you could try to arrange a friendly. A list of teams who wish to be contacted for friendly matches can be found on the Friendly Matches page. If you wish to be included in this list, please edit your team profile to reflect this.

To arrange a friendly match, view a team's profile and find a player that has their contact details available. Contact them and arrange the match directly.

A list of the weeks available pitch slots can be found here