Whether it is the challenge of climbing the Ladder, or the thrill of the Cup - UW5 has it all!
We have now reached the stage of the UW5 season where we have 3 separate play-off competitions running. The top 4 teams at the deadline have now qualified for the Champions League and the next 4 have qualified for the Plate competition. For this reason, they are no longer shown below.
For all other teams still listed below, the Ladder competition continues as normal. At the end of the ladder competition, the top teams from each ladder will compete in the Ladder play offs (they are highlighted in green).
| Position | Team Name |
|---|---|
| 9 | Bedford Street Bumders |
| 10 | Scorgasms |
| 11 | Digestive Busquets |
| 12 | James will fix it FC |
| 13 | Balotellitubbies |
| 14 | Haven't Got a Kalou |
| 15 | Oh hey, didn't see you there |
| Position | Team Name |
|---|---|
| 9 | AstroBallsport Lakeside e.V. |
| 10 | Sesh United |
| 11 | Silence of the Lahms |
| 12 | Make Emile of it |
| 13 | The placeholders |
| 14 | Exeter Gently |
| Position | Team Name |
|---|---|
| 9 | BEN ARFACK |
| 10 | Rootes J |
| 11 | HUNsoc |
| 12 | 2 Girls 1 Schlupp |
| 13 | Bunch of Tocils |
| 14 | Free Agents |
| Position | Team Name |
|---|---|
| 9 | Lumberjacks |
| 10 | Five Quids |
| 11 | Snoozy Tolsons |
| 12 | Easy 3 points |
| 13 | Taurus F.C |
A coin will be tossed to decide the winner if a fixture is not played before the end of the round.
| Home | Away | |
|---|---|---|
| Indian Society WON | Balotellitubbies FORFEITED | |
| Ajax trees down LOST | 0 - 0 | Schlong ball WON |
| Korma Chameleons LOST | 6 - 11 | Five Quids WON |
| Sound of Napolice LOST | 3 - 3 | We Arbeloa lot of teams WON |
| Procrastinators Union WON | 15 - 1 | The placeholders LOST |
| AstroBallsport Lakeside e.V. LOST | 3 - 5 | Crystal Phallus FC WON |
| Shakhtar Tourettes WON | Puss In Rootes FORFEITED | |
| Coventry University Netball Team LOST | 1 - 2 | German Soc FC WON |
| Don't Look Back In Amber WON | 6 - 1 | The young liberals LOST |
| Cryfield Palace WON | 6 - 5 | Les Blédards LOST |
| Rootes J FORFEITED | WUAXC WON | |
| Colonel Getafe WON | 7 - 2 | Giroud Let The Dogs Out LOST |
| Net Six and Chill WON | 6 - 3 | Matza Ballers LOST |
| Taurus F.C WON | 4 - 3 | Digestive Busquets LOST |
| CCCP FC WON | 6 - 2 | Tamil Society A LOST |
| UWMCCFC WON | 4 - 1 | Tamil Society B LOST |
| Home | Away | |
|---|---|---|
| German Soc FC WON | 0 - 0 | Don't Look Back In Amber LOST |
| Colonel Getafe WON | 3 - 0 | We Arbeloa lot of teams LOST |
| Taurus F.C WON | 5 - 3 | WUAXC LOST |
| Shakhtar Tourettes LOST | 3 - 6 | Procrastinators Union WON |
| Five Quids WON | 5 - 0 | Cryfield Palace LOST |
| Net Six and Chill WON | 7 - 3 | Crystal Phallus FC LOST |
| Schlong ball LOST | 3 - 4 | CCCP FC WON |
| UWMCCFC WON | 3 - 1 | Indian Society LOST |
| Home | Away | |
|---|---|---|
| Procrastinators Union WON | 6 - 3 | CCCP FC LOST |
| German Soc FC LOST | 2 - 3 | Net Six and Chill WON |
| UWMCCFC LOST | 3 - 7 | Colonel Getafe WON |
| Five Quids WON | 4 - 4 | Taurus F.C LOST |
| Home | Away | |
|---|---|---|
| Five Quids LOST | 5 - 7 | Colonel Getafe WON |
| Procrastinators Union WON | 3 - 1 | Net Six and Chill LOST |
| Home | Away | |
|---|---|---|
| Colonel Getafe LOST | 0 - 4 | Procrastinators Union WON |
| Team | P | W | D | L | GD | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Net Six and Chill | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 22 | 9 |
| FtbL PlyrS | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | -1 | 6 |
| Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | -9 | 0 |
| German Soc FC | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | -12 | 0 |
| Team | P | W | D | L | GD | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Crawford's Chemical Brothers | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 17 | 9 |
| Don't Look Back In Amber | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 6 |
| Bacuna Matata FC | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | -4 | 0 |
| We Arbeloa lot of teams | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | -13 | 0 |
| Team | P | W | D | L | GD | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WUAXC | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 9 |
| CCCP FC | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 4 |
| Matza Ballers | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4 |
| Ajax trees down | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | -11 | 0 |
| Team | P | W | D | L | GD | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Procrastinators Union | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 9 |
| Shakhtar Tourettes | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 6 |
| Colonel Getafe | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | -2 | 3 |
| Sound of Napolice | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | -5 | 0 |
| Team | P | W | D | L | GD | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| JM'll Fixit | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 9 |
| Schlong ball | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 6 |
| Tamil Society A | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | -5 | 3 |
| Indian Society | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | -11 | 0 |
| Team | P | W | D | L | GD | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cryfield Palace | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 18 | 9 |
| Oxlade Chamberlain Appreciation Society | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 |
| Coventry University Netball Team | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | -2 | 3 |
| The young liberals | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | -16 | 0 |
| Team | P | W | D | L | GD | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Crystal Phallus FC | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 6 |
| Korma Chameleons | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| Les Blédards | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 |
| UWMCCFC | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | -6 | 0 |
| Team | P | W | D | L | GD | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| D Rootes Troops | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 9 |
| Puss In Rootes | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 6 |
| Giroud Let The Dogs Out | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 3 |
| Tamil Society B | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | -8 | 0 |
| Team | P | W | D | L | GD | Points |
|---|
| Team | P | W | D | L | GD | Points |
|---|
| Player Name | Team Name | Goals Scored |
|---|---|---|
| Moeen Ali | FtbL PlyrS | 44 |
| Jonah Weisz | Matza Ballers | 41 |
| Sam French | Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels | 29 |
| Charlie Royle | Digestive Busquets | 27 |
| Andy | Procrastinators Union | 26 |
| Chinmay | Indian Society | 24 |
| Sam Burgess | Shakhtar Tourettes | 23 |
| Frankie Ingram | Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels | 21 |
| Atti | HUNsoc | 19 |
| Rhys Hamilton | Haven't Got a Kalou | 18 |
| UW5 Ranking | Team Name | UW5 Coefficient |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Shakhtar Tourettes | 334 |
| 2 | CCCP FC | 264 |
| 3 | FtbL PlyrS | 254 |
| 4 | Ajax trees down | 244 |
| 5 | Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels | 238 |
| 6 | WUAXC | 223 |
| 7 | Procrastinators Union | 216 |
| 8 | Matza Ballers | 214 |
| 9 | Don't Look Back In Amber | 202 |
| 10 | Schlong ball | 179 |
| Challenger | Challenged | |
|---|---|---|
| Shakhtar Tourettes (1) | 23 - 0 | Mathematic Bilbao (0) |
| 16:00, 13/11/17, Westwood Tarkett Sommer Pitch A | ||
| Digestive Busquets (11) | 3 - 17 | Tamil Society B (6) |
| 12:00, 10/11/17, Westwood Astro 2 Pitch A | ||
| Ajax trees down (2) | 16 - 4 | Bacuna Matata FC (3) |
| 17:00, 1/12/17, Westwood Astro 2 Pitch B | ||
| Bunch of Tocils (13) | 10 - 10 | Puss In Rootes (8) |
| 14:00, 24/11/17, Westwood Astro 2 Pitch A | ||
| BEN ARFACK (9) | 6 - 13 | HUNsoc (11) |
| 16:00, 16/2/18, Cryfield 4G Pitch A | ||
| Scorgasms (10) | 8 - 11 | James will fix it FC (12) |
| 16:00, 16/2/18, Westwood Astro 2 Pitch B | ||
| We Arbeloa lot of teams (2) | 15 - 4 | BEN ARFACK (9) |
| 15:00, 26/1/18, Cryfield 4G Pitch D | ||
| Don't Look Back In Amber (4) | 6 - 13 | Matza Ballers (3) |
| 14:00, 19/1/18, Cryfield 4G Pitch B | ||
| Easy 3 points (12) | 3 - 16 | Lumberjacks (9) |
| 10:00, 2/11/17, Westwood Tarkett Sommer Pitch A | ||
| Free Agents (14) | 6 - 12 | HUNsoc (11) |
| 16:00, 2/2/18, Cryfield 4G Pitch C | ||
This is an area dedicated to naming and shaming the laziest teams on campus! (i.e. a gentle, light hearted incentive for you to turn up to games!)
Although we are not currently enforcing it, in previous years there has been a rule that if you forfeit three times in a row, then you get penalised.
| Team Name | Number of Challenges Forfeited |
|---|---|
| Make Emile of it | 4 |
| Snoozy Tolsons | 4 |
| Mathematic Bilbao | 3 |
| Easy 3 points | 3 |
| James will fix it FC | 3 |
| Balotellitubbies | 2 |
| Silence of the Lahms | 2 |
| Free Agents | 2 |
| HUNsoc | 2 |
| The placeholders | 2 |
If one game a week is not enough five-a-side for your team or for whatever reason you would like a competitive game, then you could try to arrange a friendly. A list of teams who wish to be contacted for friendly matches can be found on the Friendly Matches page. If you wish to be included in this list, please edit your team profile to reflect this.
To arrange a friendly match, view a team's profile and find a player that has their contact details available. Contact them and arrange the match directly.
A list of the weeks available pitch slots can be found here