UW5 Competitions

Whether it is the challenge of climbing the Ladder, or the thrill of the Cup - UW5 has it all!

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Just a quick heads-up!

We have now reached the stage of the UW5 season where we have 3 separate play-off competitions running. The top 4 teams at the deadline have now qualified for the Champions League and the next 4 have qualified for the Plate competition. For this reason, they are no longer shown below.

For all other teams still listed below, the Ladder competition continues as normal. At the end of the ladder competition, the top teams from each ladder will compete in the Ladder play offs (they are highlighted in green).

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A coin will be tossed to decide the winner if a fixture is not played before the end of the round.

Round 3 (27/01/20 - 16/02/20)

Home   Away
NARPY FC LOST 6 - 10 Dyslexia Untied WON
Sesh Fabregas LOST 4 - 12 Lads on Touré WON
Let's AV It WON 8 - 5 Obi 1 Kenobi 0 LOST
ABCDE FC LOST 5 - 8 Rob Ya Nan's Persie WON
Four Point Five FORFEITED AJ's U16s WON
1. Fc Hunsoc WON Pique Blinders FORFEITED
Benji's Special Sauce WON 13 - 7 Class Act LOST
Bayer Neverlosen WON 7 - 4 Divine Interception LOST

Round 4 (15/02/20 - 14/03/20)

Home   Away
Dyslexia Untied LOST 5 - 7 Taurus FC WON
Let's AV It LOST 7 - 7 Rob Ya Nan's Persie WON
AJ's U16s WON 5 - 3 1. Fc Hunsoc LOST
Benji's Special Sauce WON 8 - 3 Bayer Neverlosen LOST
Team P W D L GD Points
AJ's U16s 3 2 1 0 7 7
MatzeBallers 3 1 2 0 10 5
Dyslexia Untied 2 0 1 1 -1 1
Fair Play FC 2 0 0 2 -16 0
Team P W D L GD Points
WRSS FC 3 2 0 1 7 6
Rob Ya Nan's Persie 3 2 0 1 6 6
Class Act 3 1 0 2 -5 3
Don't Look Back In Amber 3 1 0 2 -8 3
Team P W D L GD Points
Lallanas in Pyjamas 3 3 0 0 21 9
1. Fc Hunsoc 2 1 0 1 1 3
Benji's Special Sauce 1 0 0 1 -6 0
Martin Athletic 2 0 0 2 -16 0
Team P W D L GD Points
ABCDE FC 3 2 1 0 8 7
Take your kop off 3 2 0 1 4 6
Obi 1 Kenobi 0 3 1 0 2 -5 3
Five Guys 3 0 1 2 -7 1
Team P W D L GD Points
Let's AV It 3 3 0 0 7 9
Bayer Neverlosen 3 2 0 1 20 6
Lads on Touré 3 1 0 2 -10 3
Hugo's Drinkers 3 0 0 3 -17 0
Team P W D L GD Points
SV Auslandsjahr 3 3 0 0 16 9
Ctrl alt De Ligt 3 2 0 1 3 6
Goalois Theory 3 1 0 2 2 3
Spicy Goulash Boys 3 0 0 3 -21 0
Team P W D L GD Points
UC United 3 3 0 0 14 9
CF Saucy Ballerz 3 2 0 1 3 6
Balotellitubbies 3 1 0 2 -8 3
Pukki Blinders 3 0 0 3 -9 0
Team P W D L GD Points
Inter ya nan 3 3 0 0 15 9
The Nursery 3 2 0 1 5 6
Free Agents 1 3 1 0 2 -6 3
UWMCCFC 3 0 0 3 -14 0
Team P W D L GD Points
Team P W D L GD Points

Top scorers

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Player Name Team Name Goals Scored
Paul Gomez SV Auslandsjahr 36
MustyQ Pukki Blinders 30
Kovács Junior 1. Fc Hunsoc 22
Daniel Endzweig MatzeBallers 22
Nathan Sharpe Obi 1 Kenobi 0 19
Rishul Karia Let's AV It 18
TomHart Martin Athletic 18
Oli Five Guys 18
Amar Dhariwal Lallanas in Pyjamas 17
Dan Hetherington Take your kop off 17

Top Ranked Teams

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UW5 Ranking Team Name UW5 Coefficient
1 Obi 1 Kenobi 0 257
2 Lallanas in Pyjamas 251
3 UWMCCFC 241
4 SV Auslandsjahr 240
5 Lads on Touré 210
6 Benji's Special Sauce 201
7 WRSS FC 188
8 Pukki Blinders 183
9 ABCDE FC 178
10 Take your kop off 170

Highest Scoring Matches

Challenger   Challenged
Bad Kompany (12) 5 - 33 Obi 1 Kenobi 0 (2)
15:00, 6/12/19, New 5-a-Side Pitches A
Fair Play FC (4) 23 - 7 Stemsion United (11)
12:00, 25/1/20, New 5-a-Side Pitches A
Four Point Five (13) 2 - 27 The Nursery (8)
12:00, 2/11/19, New 5-a-Side Pitches A
WRSS FC (1) 26 - 1 Hugo's Drinkers (8)
10:00, 23/10/19, New 5-a-Side Pitches A
Goalois Theory (6) 20 - 5 CF Saucy Ballerz (5)
13:00, 29/11/19, New 5-a-Side Pitches E
Benji's Special Sauce (1) 21 - 3 CF Saucy Ballerz (5)
17:00, 1/11/19, New 5-a-Side Pitches C
Bayer Neverlosen (7) 18 - 6 Indian Soc (11)
15:00, 29/11/19, New 5-a-Side Pitches C
Don't Look Back In Amber (4) 24 - 0 Bad Kompany (12)
15:00, 28/10/19, New 5-a-Side Pitches A
The Nursery (8) 13 - 10 Goalois Theory (6)
12:00, 31/1/20, New 5-a-Side Pitches A
Goalois Theory (6) 15 - 8 Four Point Five (13)
16:00, 8/11/19, New 5-a-Side Pitches B

Teams who have Forfeited the most Ladder Challenges

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This is an area dedicated to naming and shaming the laziest teams on campus! (i.e. a gentle, light hearted incentive for you to turn up to games!)

Although we are not currently enforcing it, in previous years there has been a rule that if you forfeit three times in a row, then you get penalised.

Team Name Number of Challenges Forfeited
Four Point Five 4
George 4
Stemsion United 3
Martin Athletic 3
Tamil Society 3
Klose but no cigar 3
Bad Kompany 2
Balotellitubbies 2
Goalois Theory 2
Bayer Neverlosen 2

If one game a week is not enough five-a-side for your team or for whatever reason you would like a competitive game, then you could try to arrange a friendly. A list of teams who wish to be contacted for friendly matches can be found on the Friendly Matches page. If you wish to be included in this list, please edit your team profile to reflect this.

To arrange a friendly match, view a team's profile and find a player that has their contact details available. Contact them and arrange the match directly.

A list of the weeks available pitch slots can be found here